Funny Dating Pickup Lines

Some people think pickup lines are totally overrated, I think they are comical and most times are only used in the movies.. but I guess people do use them in the real dating World. There are many pickup line lists, just used for collection.. would you ever use them? If so, remember that only purpose of a pickup line should be to initiate a conversation with a girl, and nothing more!

These dating pickup lines should be used at your own discretion, At-Your-Own-Risk. You may receive some laughs from the females and maybe even a quick slap... I enjoyed a few laughs and I hope you do too!

  1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  2. Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.
  3. Can I lick that film off your teeth?
  4. Can you give me directions...to your heart?
  5. Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!
  6. Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
  7. Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
  8. Falling for you would be a very short trip.
  9. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
 10. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
 11. I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
 12. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
 13. Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!
 14. Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
 15. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
 16. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
 17. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
 18. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
 19. You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
 20. I lost my virginity... can I have yours?