Looking for descreet friendship and fun - m4w (bristol area) 42yr
I'm looking for a discreet relationship with a difference,I have little time so would like friendship and once trust is gained would like to meet for evenings of fun. I prefer the slim or medium built woman. I like a sense of humour in a lady and to have a laugh , joke and tease. Ideally I'd like to get to know you,and what turns you on. I have a pretty flexible job, where I can sometimes even get out during daytimes.
I'm easy going person and get on with most people, I can be serious too and I'm a good listener. I like to be friendly and want friendship in return.
I'm a quietly confident person without being at all big-headed. I think I've got good common sense and can hold a good conversation.
I really enjoy pleasing,and get my pleasure from it, I'm not a selfish person. Being very intimate for hours is something I love.
Please read my profile carefully, I'm looking for someone special to contact me, it maybe you.
The spark has gone from my marriage and I've still got lots of love, teasing and pleasing still to do.
I'm 5'9 tall,with brown shortish hair and hazel eyes.I am of medium/athletic build,I weigh 13 stone,I keep fit by running regularly and do other exercise. I'm clean shaven with no beer belly or tattoos. Told my best feature is my behind.
- Location: bristol area
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Posted:
Feb 7th, 2012
Sperm donor in Cardiff - discreet & no strings (Llandaff, Cardiff)
Hello
I'm an older professional man from Cardiff, married, 5'10", attractive, great genes, brown eyes, educated intelligent, articulate, charismatic, responsible, discreet, clean, genuine and comfortably well off, but broody.
My great wish is to become a father within the next 12 -18 months, so with any luck I can see him/her/them grow up into a teenager before I shuffle off this mortal coil, though hopefully that won't be for a few years yet! Very aware that the body clock is ticking...... I imagine there are many ladies in a similar situation...
So, if you're interested I invite you to contact me. The intention is that I will be a sperm donor who will impregnate you artificially or naturally -- your choice. Moreover, if you wish I will support you emotionally and financially where necessary during pregnancy and after, but leave you to bring the child up as you see fit as its mother.
If you'd like to find out more please drop me a line.
- Location: Llandaff, Cardiff
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Posted:
Feb 2nd, 2012
Vacancy Open: Fuck Buddy (Bristol) 28yr
So hi there ..... am now looking at accepting applications for the position of a fuck buddy. Pls answer the following and I will decide whom to finally pick from a set of criteria which I am trying hard to figure out ... but will think once I get there ladies ......
Age:
Ethnicity:
Height:
Weight:
Hair Color:
Eye Color:
Please list your Experience(s) below:
What is your availability (ie.. 1x per week, 2x per week...etc):
Please answer the following questions regarding ORAL SEX:
Do you enjoy performing fellatio?
Please describe your fellatio skills, on a scale of 1 to 10:
Please complete the following % question:When performing fellatio, I employ X% mouth, Y% tongue, Z% hand(s)
Are you 'ball friendly'?
Do you enjoy receiving cunnilingus?:
Do you enjoy mutual fellatio/cunnilingus, otherwise referred to as '69'?
What is your preferred method/location of receiving male ejaculate? :
Please answer the following questions regarding ANAL SEX:
Do you partake in activities in and around your anus?:
What is your preferred position when engaged in anal intercourse (ifapplicable):
Please answer the following with TRUE or FALSE:
1) I do not consider an 8" cock to constitute a hostile work environment:
2) I do not have any sexually transmitted diseases: (must answer true)
3) I do not object to the use of condoms: (must answer true)
4) I understand that every effort will be made to induce orgasm(s) for my enjoyment, but do not expect a guarantee of one (or more) if I am having a stressfull day or experiencing any other complication that would inhibit said orgasm:
5) I understand that my 'fuck buddy' will continue to date in the traditional manner, and is free to engage is sexual activity with due notice, but most likely will not during my time of 'employment':
6) I understand that I may say no to the request for fellatio listed above,without damaging my prospects for this position:
7) I understand that my answers will be held in the strictest confidence:
8) I understand that this ad is real, if not a bit silly and the product of work boredom:)
- Location: Bristol
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Posted:
Jan 31st, 2012
Experimental Relationship (Bristol) 20yr
Hi,
I would like to start a relationship with a girl that revolves around exploring sexual desires without judgement. I've had various girlfriends that have been happy to explore, but I always feel as if it's a mild burden on the relationship. I would like to meet a like minded girl that's interested in starting a relationship where we can explore all manner of fetishes (you can be experienced or just curious yourself). It can be just a casual thing, and naturally I'd like to talk a while (phone/skype/in person) before diving into it. As for specific fetishes, I'd like to explore almost everything (everyone has their limits), I'd like it to be a relationship where we can both find ourselves sexually, I want to do this whilst I'm young so I don't spend my life wondering.
I'm currently on the slightly submissive side (but would like to explore both), love giving oral. I'm physically attractive, have a good sense of humour, which I feel is important when talking fetishes.
As long as you're clean (as am I) and have an open mind looks aren't important, I'm attracted to a wide spectrum :P
I can reply with my pic in email.
Look forward to hearing from you. (this message seems way too formal, I'm much more laid back in person :))
- Location: Bristol
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Posted:
Jan 30th, 2012
looking for a girldriend (bath) 19yr
I'm a 19 year old student. I'm about 5 ft 8, i wear glasses, and i am a bit geeky. I'm average looking i guess. I enjoy playing games (PC and xbox) I enjoy watching sport and tv/films. I dont smoke or do any drugs. I tend to be a bit shy when i first meet people. I am looking for a girl who is around my age and i would prefer to get to know them first online before meeting.
- Location: bath
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Posted:
Jan 30th, 2012
Easy going guy from Bristol (Bristol) 26yr
I'm a 26 year old guy from the north Bristol area, looking for a woman to do things with. I'm not that long out of my last relationship, and not massively eager to jump straight into a new one, but do miss having someone to chat with on MSN and go out with from time-to-time. I'm geeky, into jazz, and prefer chillaxing to the hustle and bustle of clubs and stuff.
Ideally I'm looking for someone close to my age, interested in geeky stuff (although to be fair my last couple of gfs weren't), and generally laid-back. Bonus points for being flirty, or having Steam and up for playing (I'm crap at games!).
- Location: Bristol
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Posted:
Jan 29th, 2012
Wanna go down on you... (Bristol) 30yr
I luv goin down on a gal untill she moans n screams in pleasure. I have a long tongue and know how to use it precisely. So if you fancy yourself being licked off, hola back, i can host. Would prefer if you are clean shaven down there or have a landing strip.....so waht you waitin for?
- Location: Bristol
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Posted:
Jan 26th, 2012
Seeks woman for relationship (Bristol) 18yr
Hey first let me just say I'm not exactly the best man to be around ladies, i do tend to be a bit shy at first but Once i am comfortable around people i talk a lot more and i would consider myself quite funny if not a bit cynical. I am about 6 foot tall, not the best looker in my opinion, white, average body. I don't smoke or do any drugs. Looking for a woman 17-21 not much beyond that, would like to talk and get to know each other online first (msn,facebook chat, skype etc) before meeting.
My interests:
gaming (pc)
fishing
motorbiking with friends (although can't carry pillions yet, still learner)
watching movies and tv series (family guy, american dad, chuck, peep show, misfits, imbetweeners etc)
Atheist (not so much an interest but i enjoy talking about religion and such)
listening to music (gun's n roses, black sabbath, slipknot, drowning pool, tenacious , old rock/heavy metal)
send a message if your interested
- Location: Bristol
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Posted:
Jan 13th, 2012
professional man needs a kick! (stroud) 39yr
hi,
i'm a 39 year over educated man. i'm gentle, fit, 6'1'' and have not much hair. i've never been married and have no children.
i'm looking for an artist, interesting woman to give me a jolt out of my currently unsuccessful relationship!
best wishes,
x
- Location: stroud
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Posted:
Jan 12th, 2012
Looking For goddess to take me from America (Oregon) 22yr
I am sick of this country and it's people,I would like to jump in to a spontaneous relationship with some one that has their head on straight. moving to the UK has always been a dream of mine and their Woman are to die for. I cant believe i have lived here for 22 years. please save me!!!
- Location: Oregon
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Posted:
Dec 29th, 2011