Men Seeking Women

Ok ladies, we all know there are many hot single men out there, but you only need one good one! You're probably a good-girl type, sincere and ready to start a long lasting committed relationship with a good guy.. If so, checkout the single men dating below..

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Men looking in Orange County

Drinks and de$$ert

Hey. Any thin, cute woman want to have dinner and dessert tonight?

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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Fireman looking for a fun date (Huntington Beach) 39yr

Yes, I am a fireman. LOL Any sexy women out there wanna play? I have worked too much this last year and figured I need to branch out and have a little fun. I have a good sense of humor (kind of have too to be a fireman), love to eat,enjoy wine but have a lot to learn, into kids (I am the favorite uncle) give great massages, like the outdoors...
I am blonde with deep blue eyes and muscular.. Any sexy women need a fireman out there?? Reply with a pic and / or an idea of what you would like to do *S
  • Location: Huntington Beach
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

While you are waiting.... (OC) 30yr

Greetings,

So here you are on craigslist looking for a man. Well I'm not that man. Please let me clarify that. I'm a man, just not the man you are going to fall in love with and marry and live happily ever after with. You do deserve that and I truely believe in my heart that it will happen for you someday. In the meantime I would love to be e-mail buddies with you. We can talk and flirt and yes even send sexy e-mail fantasies back and forth. Its 100% safe, we never have to meet, you can even use a fake name if you want. I just thought it would be nice to talk with someone. I'm 30 years old, I'm 5 feet 10 inches, 190 pounds. I am good looking and in great shape. brown hair and hazel eyes.

Please respond with a description of yourself, what you like and dislike, what you look like, and any personality quirks that you can think of.

I hope to hear from one of you out there

P.S. I do not hope to hear from, spammers, dating sites, russian brides, sexy hot chicks who are having visa problems and can't get out of Nigeria and just need me to wire them a few hundered dollars to help them out, haters, Some guy from the UK claiming to be a solicitor who says I have a claim to some dead rich guys money, and or any negative people.
  • Location: OC
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

looking for that special someone (HB) 23yr

having trouble meeting good women so I figured I'd give this a shot...

looking for someone that wants a relationship, around the ages of 20-23, live in the HB area
please be outgoing, in shape, cute, job/school

ME
5'10/athletic built/outgoing/into sports/ like to have fun/ all around good guy
please reply with picture and put "red" in the subject line so i know youre real


  • Location: HB
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Hi:) (Orange County) 20yr

Hello my name is Luis I am hispanic and 20 years of age. I'm not really into online dating...but I'm bored and I thought I'd try it. I'm pretty shy at first but it goes away sooner or later. Haha I LOVE playing! I've been drumming for about 5 years now and its led me to meet some awesome ppl in my life. I'm looking to make friends actually but you never know what life has in store for you and since I'm single why not see if something could happen. Reply with your fav. hobbie in the subject box. I'm looking to talk to ppl that are chill and down to earth like me :) so hmu if ur down to chat-chit alil. :)
  • Location: Orange County
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Deep sentual emena (South OC) 38yr

Looking for a woman who either has expeienced or is interedted in a deep sentual enema.
Sex is not required. I have all the equipment and can go through the step by step process with you. Drop me a line if you have any interest.
  • Location: South OC
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Would love a girl interested in dating and possible LTR! (Lake Forest) 23yr

Thanks for clicking! First, this isn't a post with pictures of my dick at the bottom or me desperately trying to hook up and find a fwb, so you've come to the right place! I am actually, sincerely, looking for a girl that is interested in dating and seeing if we could potentially have a relationship. Girlfriend/Boyfriend status ya hear? Being single sucks and now it is time to use the internet to change that lol. Don't be embarrassed! I am the one with pictures on here for old dudes to jack off to, have you seen my moustache? Anyways enough about that; my name is Cody by the way! Below I have nicely constructed information about me as well as what I expect from someone who I would consider an ideal match. All I ask before you read past this is that you are actually serious about this. It takes an hour to meet someone so I don't want to get your number and constantly hear you don't have time. If you tell me that I will quickly find I don't have time for you either. Ok I don't want to sound too cynical, but yea just know that despite the fact this is just random text a human with feelings wrote this and he doesn't like to be fucked with or have his time wasted. Without further ado enjoy reading about me :P

I am 23 years old: I don't have a preference on age as long as you are 18+. I find younger girls tend to be less serious about this internet stuff and flake really hard. Older women tend to be more sincere about the whole thing and genuinely want to meet up and see what we would be like together in person. I am not saying this is always the case but has been in my experience.

I am 5 feet 10 inches tall: I typically prefer girls shorter than me because girls like to wear heels, and I like when girls wear heels, but if you are my height, or close to it, I have no problem with that, even if you want to wear heels. Tall girls are sexy too haha! :)

I weigh 160lbs: I would say it is definitely an average/appropriate weight for my height. I work out so I have a fit/toned look and keep very good care of my body. It is very important to me, I can't stress enough that the same applies to you. I will only consider girls that are height weight proportionate and that also work out, do yoga, or just do something regularly to stay in good physical shape. If this offends you I apologize but I want to share a relationship with someone that has a healthy lifestyle. Please no BBW's.

Car/Job or School/Place: I have my own car and so should you, no exceptions. I have a full-time job, you should have some sort of income (doesn't need to be full-time) or be going to school and accomplishing something in life. I have my own place, idealy so do you, but if you live at home that is fine.

Interestes: I love computer/video games, I play them almost everyday, I play a lot of League of Legends and also work for Curse managing one of their League of Legends websites. I also have a wii and N64 in my room I like to play when I get bored sometimes. I love working out (despite being a gamer) I actually value being in good physical condition and living/eating well. I perform stand-up comedy as a hobby and also as a form of therapy. I have a guaranteed monthly spot at a local bar in my area so I perform somewhat often. I love the movies and go about 3-4 times a month, I do a small youtube review show with my friend on the side, it keeps us busy but its also pretty entertaining :). I also enjoy regular california things like going to the beach, hiking, just being outside is nice! My night life is lacking a bit but I am sure a nice girl could help change that and give me a reason to go out again.

Shows I like to watch on tv: ATHF, Venture Bros, Metalocalypse, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Dragonball Z, Cowboy Bebop, South Park, Tosh.0, Family Guy, Louie, Sunny in Philadelphia, Chopped, Deadliest Warrior, Modern Family, Archer, Life's Too Short, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Eastbound and Down.

Music: I am mainly into rock/punk/indie music and some electro. Bands I really love are ADTR, Brand New, Paramore, Rise Against, Incubus,Disturbed, The Glitch Mob, Klaypex, Deadmau5 and some others (don't want to list too many). I don't go to any live shows cuz I have vastly different taste in music from my friends but if you are a girl that loves to go to shows I am definitely willing to go out and expand my taste and music with you or see a band we both share in common :)

Ok, so if you think you would like to talk to the man behind the mask send me an email. Please though INCLUDE A COLOR IN THE SUBJECT or I will just assume its spam, so much of that shit on cl. Thanks for reading and I hope to hear from you soon!
Cody

  • Location: Lake Forest
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

addicted to sex? help me now (lakeforest) 19yr

Gemini· 5'11" / 180 cm· White/Caucasian· Average Build· Never Married· No children· High School Graduate· smokes weed (only)· Drinks socially
19 years and very mature for my age.
im dtf and i love smoking weed and doing drugs i dont care if you dont. i got a car for the night so im down to meet within 10miles of 92630.

  • Location: lakeforest
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Tattooed artist (Anaheim) 30yr

Wats up ladies talk to me
  • Location: Anaheim
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Are you hot? (sa) 42yr

Hey Babe,
Im looking for a hot girl to play with like friends.Are you 18 TO 25 AND NEED SOME ..... lets talk! You can cum to me in santa ana.Im a normal white guy looking for you!txt71four23504oneone Pease no pros or drama.I'm looking for weekly type of thing.Thnx
  • Location: sa
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

i only date cute petite Asian gurls (south o.c) 33yr

Please be somewhat sane and not dramatic about everything.

Nine 4 nine 3 zero 6 three 0 three 5

I'm not gonna lie I've met a lot of girls on here but ure all crazy and when I find a good girl I won't let go.
  • Location: south o.c
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

FOR LTR: Honest & Sexy Lady 4 A Financially Secure & Humorous Man (ocnty)

Looking for "The One"...Please be real:


I'm ready to settle down with a wonderful woman. If you are looking for a good catch-this is your lucky day!


You: sexy and attractive. thin or athletic build with curves only in the right places. 21-35, white, latino, islander, asian works 4 me. Please be sweet, respectful, and honest. No smoking or bbw(or anything remotely close).


I'm a good looking SWM in my mid 40s who looks a lot younger. Semi retired, very financialy stable, 6'1, 185lbs, dark hair/eyes. Nicest guy you will ever meet. Great sense of humor, very patient, generous, and a good listener.


===Please send a few pics. You will like my pics, I promise. No smoking


---Please put "cleopatra" in the subjest line so I know u r serious




  • Location: ocnty
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Summer Love :) (Orange) 19yr

I am a college student going to school in San Diego, but during summers and breaks I return home to Orange :) I have a slim/athletic body and am in good shape, I am honestly a truly respectful, honest, caring, and easy-going guy looking for a sweet, caring girl to start chatting with and start a relationship with. Please be around my age, and just so you know I am studying abroad in the fall so please be aware of that, I want a close, sweet, intimate, caring and committed relationship. Also please be aware right now that during the fall and winter I will be traveling the world (studying abroad for college) so hopefully that's not a problem haha. If you are interested, email me :))

Here are some of my interests just so you have an idea of what I'm like haha:
Guitars
Music Production
Traveling/Exploring
Action/Drama/Comedy Movies
Rock Music
Going to the Beach
Going to the Mall and just chilling
Tattoos (I just have one right now)
  • Location: Orange
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Any Ladies Out There Also into Outdoor Activities? (Huntington Beach) 34yr

1st you must respond with a pic, your age, and which city you live in. Don't meant to be harsh. Due to so many scams if you don't do as said I will not be responding to check if you're real. If you're to lazy to simple send a pic, give your age, and give which city you live in you're not my type!!!




I'm making this to easy for myself. Just copying my profile from a dating site :) Not asking you to fill out some profile. Just copying what I already have down on a profile. If you are willing to fill all that out just for me? I'll probably just laugh. If you leave a line just saying cute that I'd probably just lol even more because it happens. One thing I ask for don't lie your age and at least have a pic. This is 21st century every one has a pic on their comp every few weeks now days.

City huntington beach California
SignAries
Height6' 0" (183 cm)
Age34 year old Man
EthnicityCaucasian with Brown hair
Smoker? No
Body TypeAthletic
Religion Non-Religious
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I am Seeking a Woman


Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Single
Profession Photographer and work for UPS as well
Smarts Some college
Do you want children?Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?No
Do you have children?No
Do you have a car?Yes

Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Single
Profession Photographer
Smarts Some college
Do you want children?Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?No
Do you have children?No
Do you have a car?Yes

Interests
Nature wildlife photography
off-roading cycling mountain bike
hiking sleep sitting
kissing sports beach
beaches mountains desert
friends down hill mountain biking athletics
running HUMOR staying in shape
having energy volleyball bon fires
BBQ food seafood
steak ribs yummy
wings just eat and eat ice cream
Yogurt Land Thai food asian food
bowling mini golf Seeing expansion of 241 not succeed GO TRESTLES/surfriderfoundation


Looking for something serious but no rush" Simply let things flow to where it goes. If we click to where is a serious relationship then it is meant to be.



Here is a little about myself. I am very active, adventurous, into any thing athletic or outdoors, and am a clean cut person. I never have smoked or done any drugs. I only drink socially. My interest list does say a lot of what I do for fun. Even though I love staying fit I still love eating out and trying new things. Especially living in Huntington Beach there is so many great places to eat. One of my favorite places is Slaters 50/50. New Years weekend I had their called "Chicken Friend Pancake Sandwich". Yes that's right it is what it is called. It was crazier then I expected. It was huge and the taste was amazing.

I'm a freak of nature. So I love hiking, wildlife, etc. When ever I'm out hiking I'm out there to do wildlife photography. That puts a little beet of nerd in me.

I do enjoy going to dive bars with friends but I still have fun with out getting drunk. I play in a social coed beach volleyball league. Hanging out with friends from the league is where I most often have my drinks.

What am I looking for? As long as you are also very active person, don't smoke, can have fun with out getting drunk, and enjoys nature there is a great chance we'll click. Don't be to shy to drop the first line :) If you are a person who is racist please don't waste your time with me. Race is the last thing I care about with people. So if you are racist you wouldn't have fun with me and many of my friends. I could be put on a blind date and not have a clue what the race of person is.

If you didn't have a pic I'd never be asking what your race is. But since we all have digital cameras now you better have a pic available. Don't be to shy to ask a friend to snap a photo of yourself with your own phone. Please also be in good shape. That would make it two of us are in good shape.





INTEREST: outdoors, athletics, mountain biking, beach volleyball, sports, hiking, cycling, running, wildlife, nature, off-roading, camping, beaches, eating out, happy hour, camping, camp, and use of natural instincts
  • Location: Huntington Beach
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Summer Boat Ride and More - m4w (Dana Point) 40yr

Lets Have Some Fun. I have a very nice boat that I would really enjoy using and would love to have the right person join me. We could cruise up to Laguna Beach, hang at the harbor. Look for Blue Whales, dolphin or Sharks. If its nice and calm out and you are up for it, even hit Catalina Island. Just show up, I 'll take care of everything. The Boat is nice, clean, fast and has a small cabin with a bathroom and kitchenette and it is Coast Guard certified safe and decked with safety features.. Looking for an attractive female that enjoys boating and having a good time on the boat. Not really looking for a long term relationship but rather just have a good time. Please be slender or athletic. The captain is very well seasoned and also a local profesisonal business owner with little time to take out his boat and also in need of some personal companionship. 5'10" slender to medium build, bln, blu and very funny. No patch, no beard and not a pirate!........ Let me know. Thank you....
  • Location: Dana Point
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Someone to hang out with tonight? (Orange) 24yr

I am a 6'0" 195lb pretty athletic white male, looking for a beautiful woman to hangout with tonight. Puff on some 420 and watch a movie that kinda thing, and see where it goes from there. Your pic gets mine.
  • Location: Orange
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Normal working professional (Southern Cal) 40yr

I am an educated professional who is seeking someone who simply wants a normal man. I have read the ads on here...and...what can I say...Anyway, I like to travel for fun, love the beach, mountains, hiking, and bbq's. I look at someone from the inside out, and I don't think that just because someone doesn't fit into the boring "mold" that seems to be prevalent here, they should be discarded. Instead, they often prove to be worth the investigation. I'm 5 11, 190, brunette, clean cut, nice teeth, athletically built. The only thing that I really care about with you is that we get along and you're a good person. Take a chance and say hello..
  • Location: Southern Cal
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Are U Fashionable and Fun (OC and San Gabriel Valley) 36yr

Are you sweet? Are you honest? Are you reasonably intelligent? Are you very girly? Are you sexy? If so and if we're compatible, I'll spoil you and treat you like a princess. I'll pay for your pedicures & manicures, and surprise ya from time to time with things. There are several requirements though: You must be clean, disease-free, drug-free and a non-smoker like me. Please be in good shape, and by shape i mean have curves or be thick or bbw and attractive. I am. I want you to be very girly, so the girlier you are the better. Personality traits like wanting to get your hair & nails done, to like shopping for sexy clothes, to smelling sweet and pretty, are all good traits to have and a major turn-on for me. Having long hair is a plus, but a good sense of humor is a must. As for me, I'm very down-to-earth and like to have fun. I work full-time and I'm a college-graduate. I'm 5'11", 215lbs, brown eyes, in good shape and latin. I love sports, like movies, hanging out with friends, music and traveling. I'd like this situation between us to be safe, fun and mutually beneficial, while having good chemistry and perhaps being someting on-going. Does this sound good to you? Do you think you deserve to be spoiled like a princess? Do I sound good to you? If so, get back to me and tell me about yourself. I will send you pictures of me on request so please do the same, or at least give me an accurate and detailed description of yourself. Talk to you soon! 

Just write princess in the subject line

  • Location: OC and San Gabriel Valley
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

BENEFACTOR EXECUTIVE TYPE BF ISO SWEET GIRLY DADDYS GIRL STUDENT GF <3 (OC BEACH) 50yr

I am 50 single white no kids baggage drama games. I am 5'10 175 lbs brown hair brown eyes not bad looking handsome adorable fun nice guy.

I am interested in a 420 friendly girl who is under 25 years old is beautiful on the inside as well as the outside. No over weight BBW'S please. Sorry.

I am into the classy elegant well dressed manicured groomed precious princess sweetheart type that is into fashion. Tomboy princess is good too.

I am perfect for a college student that wants to concentrate on her education during the week and spend her free time and weekends with me having fun instead of working multiple part time jobs nights and weekends like most starving students do.

Or even a unemployed sweetheart that is tired of all the BS in this economy and the thankless jobs and employers that is more of a homebody type and would rather stay home and work on her tan and take care of the home front.

And if you want to go to a fashion design school or art school or a cosmetology school during the week while I am out of town on business if you are not the college type that would be cool too. And of course I would pay for that as well.

The bottom line is if you are tired of all the boys your age and the bullshit and you are into and prefer a cool single no kids older dude that knows how to treat a girl like a lady and take care of her you I am just the man for you.

I am tired of being single due to conflicting busy schedules so I am prepared to man up and take care of whoever wants to be my baby girl and support her 100%. And provide a cash allowance so my baby can go to dinner, drinks, movies, beauty salons, shopping etc.. with her girl friends and family while I am out of town on business.

I love the outdoors, especially the beach surfing and boating. The mountains snowboarding Mammoth and the River/Havasu boating and wakeboarding.

And of course I love dressing up for nice nights out on the town fine dining concerts shows etc... And taking my baby shopping so she will be the envy of all the girls looking hot.

If you are married or have a boyfriend please do not contact me. You must be single and real. I am not into booty call party girl flings.

If you are single, real, serious and not a flake please email me with your picture and basic information with your first email. I am not into endless back and forth emails.

Where about you live ?

Age height weight etc ????

Living/school/work situation ???

Please put sweetheart in the subject box so I know you are real and not a spam bot please

Thank you for reading my personal post and have a great day !


  • Location: OC BEACH
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Looking for a skinny girl who isn't a bitch (HB)



Ok let's get the weight requirement out of the way right away. I like skinny girls. If you're over 120lbs., it's just not going to work.

Next, you can't be a smoker. Nothing worse than kissing a smoker with fish breath. If you are trying to quit or wearing the patch, I will make an exception.

You can't have kids. I'm not looking for a single mom who needs a babysitter.

If you're a flakey bitch, FUCK OFF. IMMEDIATELY. I hate flakey bitches.

Those are all my major requirements.

If you're active and like moving around, hiking, playing tennis (or willing to learn), etc. that's great because I'm an athletic guy. I'm also pretty tall, so if you need anything off the top shelf in the supermarket, I can probably reach it.

I don't mind if you complain about things. I actually think it's cute sometimes. But acting like a man is NOT CUTE. In fact it's fucking annoying as hell which is why I hate 99% of American women. They try to be the boss. I'm the motherfucking boss-- I'm the guy. You're the girl. If you are some raging fucking feminazi, you can fuck off and die. Hopefully you will get hit by a slow moving tractor and your bones will get crushed, and I'll put a cup near your eyeballs so when the aqueous humor squirts out, I'll mix it with Midori & Coconut milk and have myself a Crushed Cunt Creme (it's a new drink I just invented) and get drunk off of your agony.

So remember: acting like a woman = very good. Acting like a man = butch dyke annoying lesbian feminazi who needs to die a slow painful death.

Oh almost forgot. You should LOVE sex. If you don't love sex, you can also FUCK OFF. There will be sex everywhere. Sex in the jacuzzi. Sex on the beach under blankets. Sex against kitchen counters. Sex on your grandma's coffin. Sex in the car (including road head.) Sex against buildings. Sex against doors. Sex in the shower. Sex in the morning. Sex at night. Sex during and after fights. Sex with green eggs & ham. Sex in your mouth.

Some people will define their relationships by how many hugs they perform per hour or how many kids they send to college. Ours will be defined by how many neighbors are forced to move because of your uncontrollable screaming sounds.

You should be able to make something involving fire, a pan and meat & vegetables. Or you should be willing to pick up a cookbook and figure something out. If you can't cook, you must give the most amazing blowjobs that I forget to ask. But I will probably not forget to ask because eating food that a girl cooked for me actually makes me pretty happy. I would like to get a camera, a cooking camera, and just take pictures of the finished dishes and make a photo album about all the things you cooked for me. That would be hot. And I would label each meal like, "Gyros. Made on Saturday with cute little cucumber dressing. Gives me a hardon."

It would be preferred but not required if you had some kind of major vice like... you are an alcoholic or you used to be a baby seal hunter or you beat kittens or you were a skanky stripper. If you are too perfect, we probably won't get along because I don't like people that have intact family lives or lack of personal tragedies. Whenever people ask if I'm close to my family, I want to punch them in the cunt. It would be cute if your family abandoned you in a refrigerator box or tried to drown you with some puppies by throwing you in a burlap sack and tossing you into the river but somehow you escaped and swam to California via the Mississippi River (Wait do they even connect? Nobody asked your opinion. I was thinking out loud.)

Oh and you can't have cats or dogs because I already have a dog and usually girls buy dogs that are too big because they feel unprotected. You have 2 options here.. well 3 actually:

1) You can be pet free and fall in love with mine instead to make up for the pet shortage. They are small but together they act like a big dog like Voltron when you put all the parts together you get one big motherfucker protector dog.

2) I can run over your dog and pretend it was an accident, or I can take it down to an animal shelter and tell them it has rabies, so they'll put it to sleep. Then I can fuck you on the couch to comfort you in your time of loss.

3) You can fuck the fuck off and not fucking bother me with how many times your cat meowed today you fucking crazy cat bitch.

Oh and if you wear a lot of makeup, I will bring a fire hose when I see you, so I can wash it off. Clown makeup pisses me off. Most girls don't know that they already look great just by their natural beauty. You should be insecure enough to want to wear it because everyone makes you feel ugly. But willing enough to let me be your security blanket and make you feel beautiful.

Oh yeah one last important thing. I'm not looking for a girl with high self-esteem. In the guy world, we like to refer to girls like this as: "CUNTS," "BITCHES," "FUCKING STUPID CUNTS," or "STUPID CRACKWHORE BITCHES." I want you to be vulnerable enough that you feel like you need me and want to depend on me because I can do more things than you can. Yes I will be smarter and stronger than you. But I will also depend on you and need you because you are the person that makes me happy. If you don't get that, you're a feminazi bitch and you can fuck off and die a slow death.

Also you should wear cute socks because I like it when girls wear cute socks.

  • Location: HB
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Flirtatious fun (Irvine) 40yr

Heading to Costco and would like to have a little fun. Just looking for a flirtatious woman who wants to show off or give a quick tease of a peek. Not looking for anything more, just some teasing and maybe a flash or two! Hope to see you there!
  • Location: Irvine
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Need extra funds for tuition shopping or rent? (OC) 30yr

Need funds 4 bills, Rent is past due, Stress with school needs?
I'm real you be too! Reply with a picture and I'll send you mine
Me fun discrete laid back regular guy in good shape, clean, open minded
No pic no help
Please be real over 18 and ready to have some grown up fun

  • Location: OC
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

3gs of ram 320 hard drive for female companionship 25yr

like new willing to trade and maybe more u want money not a problem contact me
female companionship email me some pics and number will reply fast dont need it if ur in need it for school let me know females only for free
3gs of ram 320 hard drive for
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Looking for a cute fun loving gamer/electronic music loving girl (Costa Mesa) 25yr

I never did like posting on here but I figure why not. I am looking for a fun, cute, electronic music loving girl to be friends, and maybe more. I am a 6'0 slim build guy who loves games, music, DJing, and having a good time. I recently moved to costa mesa and would love to meet some new people in the area. I am green friendly and enjoy the company of others who like too as well.

I am looking for a girl who has similar interests, cute, and loves having a good time. You must like animals as I have a dog who i love with all my heart. If you fit this description, send me an email. I will exchange pictures if requested.

I hope to hear from you soon.
  • Location: Costa Mesa
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

TELL HIM YOU'RE GOING SHOPPING! (OC) 49yr

Seeking a married woman for conversation and laughs and more. Can just be friends, but at least be open to the possibilty of intimacy if we click.. Let's have coffee or lunch, glass of wine and talk and laugh... If you're married and need more conversation and attention than you're getting at home. Let's get together. NO PROS.
  • Location: OC
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Good looking guy wants to make arrangement (South OC) 38yr

Looking for an attractive and in-shape (college) girl for (ongoing) arrangement. I'm 5' 10" with washboard abs, fun, adventurous, smart, married and pleasant. As additional incentive there will be around 400 reasons to make the arrangement. Mostly weekdays between 9 to 5, once a month, normal and save adult fun. Your pics will be appreciated.

  • Location: South OC
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Tatted artist (Fullerton) 30yr

Hello girls talk to me
  • Location: Fullerton
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Financial helps are offered (OC) 36yr

In this economy, do you need some financial help for bills, or tuition. I can help you for that.
I am very normal, physically fit, respecting others. No BS, no drama.
It can be one time help or regular arrangement.
Please let me know if you are interested.
  • Location: OC
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Good guy with morals..seeking LTR (Laguna) 24yr

Hello all. I'll make this somewhat short. About me, I'm 6'1, in great shape, I love sports, work out daily, but definitely have a nerdy side and enjoy playing video games once in a while :P.
I'm very honest, I love to laugh, and can have fun doing just about anything if I'm with good company :). I like getting out and going to the beach or playing sports, but also consider myself a bit of a homebody. I'm somewhat new to OC, moved from Oregon with family, and would love to meet a nice girl to be friends with, and just see where things go!

Please put the subject as your favorite color, so I know you are real! Pics are great also :)
  • Location: Laguna
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Any thick chicks wanna share a blunt? 24yr

I'm 24, thin and tall, and would love to share a blunt with a laid back, curvy chick this afternoon. Not looking for anything too crazy, just a chill 420 session. Send a pic and let's chat :)
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Are you in the same boat? (La Habra) 48yr

Hello,
This is my first attempt at anything like this. I don't really have any high expectations, but let's see what happens. First and foremost I am married, so if that is an issue please move on. I am not looking to get into a serious relationship, but I am also not looking for a one night stand. My situation is this: my significant other has MS and is no longer able to be active. Although her mind is still active, there are bouts with dementia. I still care about her, but I find my loneness sometimes gets the better of me. Anyway I guess I was hoping to be able to find someone who would like to start as friends and maybe go on from there. Perhaps someone in a similar situation. I am not looking to hurt, lead on or take advantage of anyone.

  • Location: La Habra
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

One fun,sane,real ,lady friend wanted (HB) 50yr

Wanted-one lady,fun,sane and real.Too many BS postings here.How do I know real?I'm not sure.I'm looking for someone that likes to laugh,flirt,get close,be playful and is looking for someone to spend quality time with.No preference age,race,shape.If you want to spend some time
and laugh and enjoy the company,get back to me.Not looking for endless emails.Best way to know someone-meet,talk to.

Single Dad with kids,the extra time I have,I want to spend with someone that wants to be with me.No serial daters needed.One woman man.Dinner,outdoor activities,movies,walks just a few examples of things I'm interested in.Me-6ft,200 lbs,pretty fit.

If interested,a photo would be nice,if you feel ok with that.

Thanks for your time.


  • Location: HB
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

ATTRACTIVE, NICE, CARING MALE SEEKS GIRLFRIEND FOR FUTURE MARRIAGE (ORANGE COUNTY)

***please read all of my ad absolutely for sure before responding to me so you will understand it and i do not waste your time. this ad is honestly my personal ad and not a solicitation for spam email!***

hi. my first name is robert. i am a 5 foot, 11 inch, 185 pound, attractive, very nice, very caring, good hygiene, romantic, affectionate, friendly, talkative, casual, trustworthy, safe, stable, fun, honest, white, single male possibly willing to grow into a serious relationship with and to eventually marry the right female. i want to stay married to the same person for the rest of my life. i am not in a dating relationship and would not be in a dating relationship with anyone else as long as we are in a dating relationship. i have never been married, never been in trouble with the law, and do not take drugs. i own a good conditioned, single family, detached house with a yard in a very safe neighborhood. my home is clean and tidy, and i have no home loan or any other debt. i like not just physical but heart romance, hugging, kissing, cuddling, holding hands, giving and receiving back rubs, about all kinds of music, dancing, outdoors, beaches, deserts, mountains, hiking, swimming, sightseeing, traveling, photography, talking, and more, or just kicking back and being together. i am flexible and cool with other activities too. the most important thing to me is being with the female whom i care about. my girlfriend and especially wife will be the most important person in my life. she would be very deeply loved and cherished by me forever. i live life to the fullest and will try to make life exciting and fun for my female and me. i'm seeking a very nice, very sweet, romantic, affectionate, simple, casual, honest, single female, ages 18-39 only without any exceptions, and who lives in orange, riverside, san bernando, or san diego counties only. i'm willing to travel a long distance all the time to a female. i'm only looking for a light or medium weight female who is a united states citizen. please no heavy weight, bossy, controlling, or dishonest female. i have no kids but definitely very open to meeting a female with or without kids. i really like and do volunteer work with kids. you do not have to work or do not have to go to school unless you want to. i promise i will always be very good to you, take very good care of you, do what is good for you, have your best interests at heart, consider your needs and wants, never expect you to do anything which you are not reasonably comfortable with, and provide a very good life for you. being nice and kind is one of the most important things to me. i always treat others, without any exceptions, the way i would like to be treated. this will be a very good lifetime opportunity for the right person.

***to be not mean or not difficult but helpful and honest, please no responses without your photo and telephone number to avoid wasting your time! i do not want to communicate by email or messaging because the only way to really get to know someone before possibly meeting in person is by hearing a voice and talking live on the telephone. i have wasted so much of my and other's time by communicating by email and/or messaging, therefore i only want to reply to responses with your telephone number and photo. so i know your response email to my ad is not a solicitation for spam email and is just your own personal response, please type "response to robert ad" in the subject line in order for me to reply to you. everything in my ad is 100% real, true, and accurate. please serious responses only. thank you for your time and reading all of my ad. it is really greatly appreciated. i really look forward to hearing from you. thanks, you take care, and have a great day.***
  • Location: ORANGE COUNTY
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

___TUITION___BOOKS___ (oc) 31yr

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It's tough right now with the economy, especially with the state raising tuition.
If you are looking for some extra money for spending or bills, we can help each other out.
I'm searching for a pretty girl under 25, petite, and either white/asian/latina for a mutual beneficial arrangement.
We can meet one time only or repeatedly depending on what works for you. If you are in a relationship or just curious to try this kind of meeting thats cool too.

Preference will go to responses with a pic and or a phone number.

Thanks for reading my post and I look forward to meeting you :)
  • Location: oc
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Tattooed with attitude? (LA) 34yr

Everyone has a personal preference to what they want in the opposite sex. It's what define us and what attracts us. My preference is just more defined.

That preference being the lighter shade of pale mixed in with some moxi and a few self expressions in the form of tattoos.

I'm also a sucker for a gal who can use more than a 10 word vocabulary, loves to try new things, dances to the music in her head, doesn't care about societies opinion, doesn't need a man to complete her, doesn't know how truly beautiful she is, and doesn't measure her self worth by the amount of drinks she has bought for her in a night.

A little about me...

I'm 6', Puerto Rican and Filipino, 175 lbs, and in pretty decent shape.

I'm brutally honest so only those who can take the truth ask for my opinion.

I'm passionate but don't confuse that for weakness.

I don't always think before I talk. I think I was born without a verbal filter.

I have a checkered passed but every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

I love sushi, New York right before in snows, the smell of the first few minutes after it rains, the way my bed feels after I've been gone awhile, root beer floats and French bull dogs.

I'm a huge movie fan. Love Tombstone, Boondock Saints, The Notebook, Any Tarentino film, classic horror flicks, Midnight In Paris, Paris Jes Te Aime, indie films....

I love 80's music. From Depeche Mode, Social Distortion, Journey, Bon Jovi, GNR... But I'm open to anything and everything.

I am not looking for a f**k buddy or a casual thing. I'm looking for more. A best friend who's an amazing lover. Someone to grow as a person with. Someone who understands me and my thoughts. I don't have problems finding women, just finding the right ones.

So if that's not your or if you're a walking Petrie dish because you'd rather be known for the way you are in the sack than the way you are out of it... We are not quite a match.

I'm fond of not having to take antibiotics to cure some kind of crotch itch. I also don't like cheaters, liars and users. And if you're not over that ex who still calls you at 2 in the morning on Fridays and you so conviniently let come over, don't bother either.

Smile like you mean it.
  • Location: LA
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Bring me home to mom (South OC) 22yr

Looking for a down to earth country girl, who loves the outdoors, Christian, intelligent, is in good shape, and attractive.

  • Location: South OC
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

North Orange County 35 (Orange Fullerton) 35yr

There is nothing going on tonight. If you are up for going out to dinner and having a drink come out with me. I am so over the holidays.
Pic for pic.
I'm
5'10 tall
mexican and blk
and nice looking, I workout 4 times a week
Thanks
Brian
  • Location: Orange Fullerton
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

FATHER/DAUGHTER TIME... (oc)

Sit on Daddy's lap and tell me anything you want about your life. I want to help you solve any problems you may have and encourage you in anything you wish to succeed in.


If you have been a bad little girl, daddy will spank you.


The relationship will be a strong emotional one as well as physical.


We'll do fun things like weekend getaways, comedy clubs, great restauants concerts, sporting events,etc are all taken care of by Daddy. This is NOT a sugardaddy relationship.


Daddy's Little Girl: 18-29, hot, thin/athletic build with curves only in the right places, sweet, and good natured. It must be important to have a Daddy in your life. No smoking please.


Daddy: Handsome white man in my early 40s who looks 35. Semi retired, very financialy stable, 6'1, 188lbs, dark hair/eyes. Nicest Daddy you will ever meet. Great sense of humor, very patient, and a good listener.


Tell me why you want a Daddy and what you would enjoy about the daddy/daughter relationship. Don't be shy, tell Daddy what's on your mind.


Send pics to get a response from Daddy. Don't worry, you'll like what you see. Please tell me your favorite color, ht/wt, race, and anything else you want to tell Daddy...


Please put "mary poppins" in the subject line so I know you are real.


  • Location: oc
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

LOOKING FOR FUN - m4w (LONG BEACH) 46yr

5'11",SLIM,SINGLE WHITE MALE,SHORT BROWN HAIR,BROWN EYES
LOOKING FOR LADIES 25-35 FOR SOME FUN.
LOVE PLUS SIZE WOMEN
ANYTHING GOES.
  • Location: LONG BEACH
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Friends first!! (Murrieta) 22yr

im 22years old 6'2 i love football, mma, hanging out with friends, working out, i dont do any drugs, drink but not to much haha if you want to know more txt me with a pic:) 951eight370six58
  • Location: Murrieta
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Seeking a young and intelligent BBW - m4w (Costa Mesa) 30yr

Hi I'm a heavy set Hispanic male that is looking for a safe, clean, DDF BBW or SSBBW to share some intimate times. I'd like to meet someone that is intelligent, has sound judgement and has a positive outlook on life. I like Hispanic/Latina and white women. I'm a very mellow guy that is not into any kind of drama. If you are interested please e-mail me a description of yourself, your personal situation, what you are looking for and a photo if you'd like and I will do the same.
  • Location: Costa Mesa
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

looking 4 a female to help out with extra funds 4 school shopping etc (OC) 30yr

Do you need Extra funds for bills, rent, cell phone payment
School needs, or just need a little extra for you?
let's talk and see if we can make something happen that's right for both of us.
Please include a photo with your email!
Must be 18+, open minded and ready to have grown up fun!!!
  • Location: OC
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Notice you and make you feel special (oc/la) 44yr

Hello. I am just a normal guy who just cannot get the one I am with to appreciate me. I am caucasian, 44 fit great smile and love life. I like to laugh and am very affectionate. Isnt that what keeps us going....the touch and affection of the opposite sex? Its not just sexual, its mental as well. I am not going to deny myself any longer, as I have tried and tried. I want to meet someone who understands how I feel. Chemestry with the right person and support, I am open to hearing how you feel about this. Hope to hear from you.
  • Location: oc/la
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

hispanic guy seeks LTR (Anaheim) 25yr

I was born and raised in O.C. and I am of Mexican descent. I am 5'8" and weigh 180 lbs. I'm 25 years old and I'm seeking a hispanic or caucasian girl between the ages of 19 to 26 to hang out or talk. We can go to the beach or to the mall, it doesn't matter as long as we enjoy each other's company. I'm not looking to hook up. I do intend to take it slow. And I'm talking snail's pace by today's standards. I don't drink or smoke and I'm drug free. I'm currently going to culinary school and I work weekends. Some of my interests are cooking, grilling, running, biking, playing with my dogs, backyard experiments, watching Netflix, and art. Looking forward to hearing from someone real and not some sleazy automated message.
ALERT! Spam filter:
*If you are interested and you dont want to have your email flagged, include your favorite movie in the subject title of your e-mail and tell me something about you that sets you apart from the crowd *

Location: Anaheim
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  • Location: Anaheim
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

need an honest guy? (cypress) 20yr

hi i'm looking for that girl that is always on my mind because she is so fun to be around. i am about to enlist in the army and i would like to write someone or go out a couple of times to the movies or something super fun. people say i'm really fun and nice to be around also honest. if you want to chat or go out reply with your age in the subject line and tell me a bit about yourself. :)
  • Location: cypress
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

American/Brazilian wants Brazilian woman for LTR, Family life! (Costa mesa/N.B./H.B./O.C.) 42yr

Ok, I'm gonna try again,but all I get is spam!

Hello I'm Marcelo,
I live in Costa mesa in a house with a Pool and I swim alone! I'm 41 but look younger I'm told,and I am kinda a big kid inside, I'm 6'2 225 tan Brazilian/Italian desent....."not mexican" I really hate that!, But im tan,nice hair, not baldy at all! Unless I shave my head in the summer,nice teeth,100% single,some tattoo's, never married and no drama at all,No crazy Ex's, no kids! I'm a non smoker and dont take drug's,I like to have drinks and shoot pool once in a while,or taco's and Margarita's on bikes at the beach, I love anything in the sun!Surfing, Boogie boards,body surf,wake board, snow board,camping fishing, anywhere I can bring my boat and camp/fish is fine with me! but I also like watching movies,staying in and cooking dinner with some wine, light the fireplace and cuddle with someone would be the best, I only wish I had someone here to spend time with, I'm Very friendly,honest and romantic and Funny! yeah a comedian at heart!I have a big family all over O.C. and I'm the super Kool uncle in my family to at least 20 kids! I would like to really get to know you and become great friends with you, and who knows if we connect I am so ready to be a Boyfriend again and much more! but I believe a great romance starts with a great friendship! I have been single for a year and a half now,took some time to myself and now ready for a true long lsating relationship, I just cant find the right Woman, and I refuse to be unhappy!

PLEASE SEND PICTURE AND FAVORITE COLOR IN SUBJECT LINE, REPLIES WITHOUT WILL BE DELETED!!!

please tell me your Favorite color in the subject line and a picture if your real?
  • Location: Costa mesa/N.B./H.B./O.C.
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Girlfriend wanted for love and marriage!! (Costa Mesa) 42yr

Hello, I'm Marcelo, a single hard working 42 year old guy living in Costa Mesa,
I've  never married and have no kids but would love to have both soon, I don't do drugs or smoke, a couple drinks are good enough,but I'm not a big lush... lol I'm 42 but told I look 32/35 since I have a full thick head of black hair with a tiny bit of grey,I'm 6'2 225 tan Brazilian/Italian,born in Newyork and raised in SoCal,I'm drama free as well and dont get involved with others drama, all I do is work Mon to friday and some weekends,I'm bored and sick and tired of having fun alone,I'm really funny and love making people laugh plus I'm witty,charming,romantic,sarcastic, loyal, honest, and caring,I've  lived in Costa Mesa for four years now and dated a little but still no real connection?!! I was raised in Norco for most my teen years riding Horses,dirt bikes,BMX, ect...I attended some college for computers but I love building custom homes! I'm great with my hands and can fix or build anything,I  have strong family values, and looking for a nice lady to settle down with and start a family together,I wouldnt mind a single mother, infact my sister thinks that would be perfect for me since im great with kids and the favorite uncle to all the kids in our family,I enjoy surfing skating, biking,snowboarding,boating,camping, fishing you name it I like it, I'm no couch potato,,,,I love to get out and do things! lol If this sounds good and you'd like to get to know each other I am ready when you are sweetheart :)
Please attach a picture and write" loyal" in subject line so I know your not spam??

  • Location: Costa Mesa
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Nice guy looking for a nice girl (North OC) 33yr

A little about me: I am a fun, friendly, nice guy. I am usually quiet at first but quick to open up. 5'9", 175lbs. I am 33, live with a roommate in the Fullerton area. I work full time. I have a bit of a geeky side. I love Zelda video games and I watch the Star Wars original trilogy at least once a year. I love action/adventure movies and listen to KROQ style music. I enjoy hitting the local breweries with friends, home brewing beer, cooking, bbqing, traveling, riding motorcycles, being out in nature, camping. I am happiest in a casual state, jeans and a t-shirt, but I know how to get dressed up when necessary.

I am hoping to meet an easy going, attractive female (25-35), who knows how to enjoy life. Someone willing to go camping on a on a whim, but also doesn't mind a night on the couch watching a movie. I would like someone to travel with, or take bike rides along the beach with. It would be great if you love good craft beer.

If you are interested e-mail me with a pic, and you get mine! Hope to here from you.
  • Location: North OC
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Walks, Coffee (OC) 27yr

Well im going to be honest, now ah days its hard to meet true female/friends you can trust. Im 27yrs old, just finished a short trade, I am going back to school in fall, I work. Latino background, medium built, I mean I am looking for a female friend to go take walks, to hang out and ultimate grow!!! I don't know what this post will bring but if you want to know more reply, and we will see how it goes oh send a pic and I will too!!!!!
  • Location: OC
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

looking to meet an interesting alternitive asian girl, 28yr

i make music, read philosophy and psychology,
life coaching,
design shirts,
l am a believer in social Darwinism, i think it explains most everything about the mind, the human condition, sociology, psychology, and philosophy,., dislike religion, ---- very logical, but still have artistic type mindset, i like to have a lot of fun, i like to workout, i like to try everything, i don't believe in morality as commonly defined,, probably some other stuff as well,

i love to make music as well, mostly electronic stuff,

so send a message, we can talk, it will be fun,

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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Tired of the Dating Cesspool? Quality Man desires Life's Partner! (91/55 )

Hi,

I am 6'2" tall, Caucasian, brown hair, 195 lbs., hairy chest, blue eyes, tanned, clean shaven, 60, fit, trim, long legs, generous, STD and HIV free, very open, and adventurous. I own my own business and have for over 30 years. I have experienced some success and really enjoy what I do. I give back to the community, my children and their friends, peers and employees regularly and in many different ways. I have a well balanced and very satisfying life.

I desire a woman to spend the rest of my life with. I am tired of the "Dating Cesspool" and hope to find a woman, which will fill my needs for friendship, companionship, partnership and sensual desires. She can drink alcohol and smoke pot, but not to excess. Perhaps a woman that would really rather stay home and raise her child or may want to go back to school or perhaps start a new career or business or continue in her current career. While I am sure that this narrows it down substantially, keep in mind, I only desire, need or want, just one special woman.

I am looking for a woman that is both fit and takes care of herself as I do. One who takes care of herself, physically, emotionally and spiritually. One who appreciates her intellect and those of others. Age is open. She could have children in high school or beyond, as I enjoy kids and would enjoy, helping with them, becoming an asset and a very positive role model in their lives. I have two of my own children in college.

I am very open, communicative, adventurous, romantic, affectionate and caring. I expect the same. She must also be open and capable of traveling....at least one long romantic weekend a month and several, week long adventures a year in top quality resorts. I enjoy locales that are warm and sunny, rather than the winter adventures. I also enjoy hi-quality romantic dinners, out, as well as concerts, plays, movies and dancing.

I assure you that while sexuality and sensuality are a very important part of any healthy relationship, it is not my main focus. It will not be the primary and perhaps only thing we have together, but you must be orgasmic (and not just sexually) and capable of a truly, mutually intimate, sensual and meaningful relationship. I think friendship, trust and real intimacy is at least equally, if not more important.

I live in a large home on a private street, with a large yard, in western Yorba Linda, near the 91/55 freeways. My home is complete with DSL, HDTV's, full cable service, 5 bathrooms, modern kitchen, heated pool and spa, near some of the best schools in the country. Complete with housekeeper, gardener and pool service.

While I am generous, I am not looking for occasional encounters for money. I am truly looking for a mutually satisfying Long Term relationship. I desire, an exceptional woman, who is tired of all the drama, chaos and wants reliability, sensibility, commitment, warmth, affection and a person that she can truly trust and believe in........... and is capable of giving the same thing back. One of my favorite sayings is:

"What people say, is who they, would like to believe, they are,

What people do, is who they are"

Please be honest, straightforward, reliable, very real and know what you truly want, need and desire from life, as well as, from a very special man, that would never, want anything, that he was not willing, to give himself. Please possess the "Time" for a relationship and the desire to nurture it. I hope to find my special woman when the time is right..............

Please respond with a something about yourself and your current life, area you currently reside in, pictures and little about what you want, need and desire from a special man in your life....

Hugs



  • Location: 91/55
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Cuckold roleplay.... want a woman I can help ready to date others (Irvine) 48yr

I am seeking a woman to date that would enjoy the fact that I assist her to date others by bringing her lingerie to wear and take her to get her nails done, etc. I want to date you but as a cuckold. No intercourse for me. Gladly provide more information to you if you are interested. Basics about me are that I am an unmarried white male who was a cuckold for seven years while married. Now, as an unmarried man I want to assume the duties of a cuckold for a woman that would enjoy this type of attention and dating.
  • Location: Irvine
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

*****looking to meet new people friends mabe more. (everywhere) 26yr

iam wayne 26 have a job and a car. Just looking for someone to hang out with get to know and mabe more. Ive been single for about 3 yrs. Now i like to play pool minatu re golf go to the beach i like to cuddle i like driving. Idk message me if u wanna know more and chat/meet pic for pic
  • Location: everywhere
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

East Indian/ Asian / Middle Eastern Girl? (San Diego) 33yr

If you are one of the above and looking for a handsome male for long term friendship then email me.

I am self-employed, fun and spontaneous.
  • Location: San Diego
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Routine sucking the life outta u? Msg me...ur escape awaits... (OC)

This is about being playful, enjoying a fun escape and allowing yourself the possibility of making your heart race as you consider if you'd ever allow yourself the intense pleasure of indulging in something so...sensual.

If you'd like to read it and enjoy this escape, just msg me and i'll reply with your escape surprise.

I'm a gentleman, so I won't be sending you pics of anything crude or inappropriate...this is about very classy, very real, very detailed and passionate sensations that are discovered through slow, deliberate and adoring touches, breath and setting.

This is romantic, sensual and intense. If you're game to feel these things in your mind - msg me. After you read it, if you're one of those very few women who can actually allow themselves such an experience in person, then email me back and tell me about yourself. I'm selective who I share this with in person because it is so intimately personal. We must share an attraction, and a mutual desire and feelings of safety in order to relax and enjoy...this is NOT about sex and NOT about me...this is about YOU and your deepest sensual intimate desires...

Just as an fyi - i'm 6'1, 225lbs, blonde hair/ green eyes, muscular athletic...i do this because giving this gift to deserving women who cannot give this to themselves is very satisfying...but i'm real and this is meant to be a harmless amazing escape for you.

Hopefully your curiosity is now piqued...so what are you waiting for...msg me sweetheart, you'll be very happy that you did.
  • Location: OC
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

SWM seeks younger SF (OC) 47yr

I'm a SWM, 6'1" and 235 lbs, with brown hair and blue eyes, no kids, never married.

I'm seeking a younger single female, preferably petite or average, good looking and fun, any race ok.

I live and work in OC. I like sports, movies, and music. I play the guitar and a little piano too.

  • Location: OC
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Can you keep up with a SOLDIER? (Anaheim) 29yr

Nice to meet you. I just want to tell you a little about myself so you get a feel for the type of person I am. -I'm Korean American (no I don't have an asian accent but I can fake one for you) -I'm from Staten Island, NY (you know. Wu Tang Clan, Mob Wives... I used to lived near the ghetto and mafia lol) -I'm an Army officer stationed at Ft. Irwin but I have a house in Anaheim (the happiest place on earth) -I love to experience new and exciting things (life's too short. You gotta experience everything while you can) -I love new cultures and languages (I also speak Korean, Japanese, Ebonics, Spanglish, and Luv) -I've lived in Japan and Korea -I love to play sports and be active ("I work out") -I like to joke around and make you smile (I got a nice smile cause I work on it all day everyday) -I love women with curves (Sticks are for dogs. Curves are for men) -Wanna know more? don't be shy. I don't bite (Unless you want me to lol)






  • Location: Anaheim
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

A bit of cinematic, illicit tryst - m4w (Irvine) 40yr

Hi, got a few hours to kill one of these weekday mornings? Let's go sit in the back row of a movie theater and chat a bit until the movie starts. We could hold hands, kiss a bit and make out a little through the movie, and we might even catch bits of the movie in between lol. It'd be nice if it could become sort of a periodic thing for us to do. Please be a non smoker and d/d free, and you must be into all that touchy feely romantic hand holding and kissing stuff :) Your race and age are immaterial, you just need to be open minded, easy going and have good personal hygiene, and I'll strive to be the same for you :)

Please include a photo if you request one.


  • Location: Irvine
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Married for married 50yr

Hi Ladies, I am a 50yo MWM that is missing the passionate side of a relationship. I am looking for someone that is missing the same and wants a ltr on the side.no dram just some good fun and intimacy. I am no stud but just an average guy that is lacking love and passion I prefer someone between 35 and 60, full figured and or BBW to the front.soooo if you are interested send a pic and put Married in the subject line so I know you are real.. Your pic will get mine. hope to hear from you soon :)
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Successful/handsome seeks very BUSTY female for LTR (o.c./l.a.) 39yr

Very good looking wm, college educated, lovely home and cars seeks a very very busty (natural and heavy boobs) female for an ongoing, long term relationship, even marriage if we are into one another.

I have always been with busty women and that is what I like. some men have a thing for blondes or big rears but my weakness is huge boobs and arreolas.

RACE/AGE IS VERY OPEN. pics for pics and NO NO NO NO I DO NOT WANT AN ESCORT OR CALL GIRL. If you want a successful man in your life then get at me.
  • Location: o.c./l.a.
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Fletcher Jones Mercedes-do you know her (irvine) 38yr

Does anyone go to fletcher jones mercedes to get their benz washed? It is usually a lot of the same faces but today I made eye contact with a female who was a lil too shy to say anything but I know she had something to say. lol

if you know the gal that is in her 50's, thick body, bleach blonde hair and very sexy/slutty face please tell her to get in contact with me. She was wearing a huge diamond but looked like she was craving some attention. tell her the handsome guy that was on the phone has exactly what she is craving. thanks to everyone.
  • Location: irvine
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Good looking, successful MWM seeks married older F (o.c.) 45yr

Nice looking, very presentable wm (married) is seeking a woman who is in a similar scenario as myself. I would love to have a long term affair with a married female who has no plans of leaving hubby in the near future yet craves some attention inside the bedroom and in public. I look good, fuck better and very clean.

seeking long term affair and please be over 40. I am very much attracted to the older/sultry looking females from 40 to early 60's.

lets meet for a cocktail and go from there. pic for pics. serious only please
  • Location: o.c.
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Love Grimm and horror movies (Rsm) 34yr

Hi 34 in rancho Santa margarita Im workin hard all nites for time bein I love monster movies and horror into punk and thrash have sum shitty tattoos bahaha well lookin for long term gal who's honest and hard workin but can unwind. I'm five eight blond green eyes no model type but always smilin and laughing. I'm into fishing and used to like bowling but haven't been in long time even though I Es terrible lots of fun. Lookin for someone to share laughs and enjoy this short life we have can't figure how to upload pic on here so I can send one later if interested lets see what happens. I also love animals so meetin someone with same would be cool I have the coolest cat on the planet and also love to BBQ and cook
  • Location: Rsm
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Can you be my addiction? (Huntington Beach) 47yr

Do you believe theres NO SUCH THING as too romantic, too sensual, too intense, too much, or too fast?

If so, then I want to hear from you!

I'm in my mid 40s, separated, tall, a bit stocky, blue eyes, thinning brown hair. I own my own business.

You wont have to worry about my being into drinking or doing drugs .. I do neither of those but I DO
smoke cigarettes.

I'm looking for a woman who can go on instinct, take a chance, and sweep me off my fete with her
emotions, her sensuality, her intellect, her sweetness. I'd like things to START as an ongoing
friends with benefits thing but I dont want it ENDING there.

If you're intrigued, send me your pics, tell me where you're located and we'll see what develops!

  • Location: Huntington Beach
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

BBW .... (Huntington Beach) 47yr

Looking for a BBW .. who is intelligent, sensual, passionate, impulsive . who knows what she wants and goes for it!

I'm in my mid 40s, 6'1", stocky, blue eyes, short dark hair, white, I'm separated, I neither do drugs or drink, but I DO smoke.

Looking for a LOCAL BBW for an ONGOING friends with benefits thing.

I prefer BBWs because they tend to be more real and look past the surface. I'm the same way.

Your pic and info gets mine ..
  • Location: Huntington Beach
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Nice To Meet You :) (OC)

Hey, I'm interested in finding a girl to be my woman's bff. But also, would love to watch you girls play w/each other ;) Looking for a cute and laid back chick. Prefer an on going situation. Hit us up w/a face pic; we'll send one back. Include in the subject line "Purple" to weed out spammers.
  • Location: OC
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

TANTRA PARTNER WANTED FOR LTR (ORANGE COUNTY)

MY FEMALE COMPANION & TANTRA & KAMA SUTRA PARTNER OF MANY YEARS

YEARS HAS MOVED OUT OF STATE. WHETHER YOU HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF THE

THE ABOVE OR HAVE A DESIRE TO LEARN, I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU.

WITH TANTRA & KAMA SUTRA , THE LOOKS AND AGE ARE MEANINGLESS

TO THE PARTNERS. IT IS THE MINGLING OF THE MINDS, THE HEART &

BODIES THAT ARE IMPORTANT.

I HAVE BEEN INTO TANTRA & KAMA SUTRA FOR MANY YEARS AND WOULD

LIKE TO FIND A WOMAN THAT WANTS TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP & PARTNER

WITH ME PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF AND A PICTURE WOULD BE NICE,

AS TO SEE WHOM I AM SPEAKING TOO. I ALSO WILL SEND YOU ONE BACK.

LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.

  • Location: ORANGE COUNTY
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Yawn...... (oc) 35yr

Attractive guy looking for a cute girl who wants to chat on IM or email today. Sound good?

If you're interested, get back to me ASAP. Please have pics as well.....I have more too......

  • Location: oc
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

ocean and boating fun (huntington beach ) 40yr

looking for women that like ocean and boating
have a 41ft boat
love beach
irish /italian
pic get mine
  • Location: huntington beach
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Tatted artist (Fullerton) 30yr

Hello ladies
  • Location: Fullerton
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

want to lift me? :) (anaheim) 24yr

I know this is going to sound really different and I wasn't sure where to post this, but I'm looking for strong females who might be interested in becoming friends. I have this little quark where I love it when girls can carry me. Like piggyback rides and such. I'm a pretty normal guy for the most part otherwise. I'm educated, have a great job and a place of my own. I would love to take you out or spoil you a little if you'd be interested in something like this. Please send a pic and tell me a little about yourself if you're intersted. I'll send my pic when you send yours. I think you'll find me to be a very attractive guy. Hope to hear from you!
  • Location: anaheim
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Mutual Arrangement (Irvine) 29yr

I'm looking for a girl who is more like a good friend to spoil, plain and simply. I am a 100% real person who has more money than time, which just happens to make it really hard for me to find the time, to meet a girl specifically for what I am looking for. I would like to find a friends with benefits type of relationship, or to have a relationship with a girl without all of the drama of being in an actual one. I have no problems buying things for the right person, especially if we click. Of course the girl I pick would have to do the little things to make me happy or at least try to, lol. But just having someone there to spend some time with and seeing her being happy around me, would be enough. Hanging out with me, means that you will never have to pay for anything.

My ideal type of girl would be a younger girl who needs help going to school, or just needs a friend because she is tired of dating guys who don't spend money on her. Age doesn't really matter to me, I have no preference really, but a girly girl would be nice, just because of their positive outlook they have on life and all the things around them! You could also be emo, perky, happy, fun, sad it doesn't matter, at this point let's just see what happens. So send me a message, let's chat and take it from there. I'm straight up and brutally honest, so I expect at least the same. Oh, and try not to have a boyfriend or kids, not really looking for that kind of drama, sorry. Unless your really hot, then why not?

I can be the best friend you will ever have. Hope to hear from you soon. Please put your favorite number in the subject line so I know that you're real. Oh and of course don't forget to send me a pic!
  • Location: Irvine
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Someone to complement (south orange county) 25yr

Hello,



Thanks for taking time to look at my post!! I'm 25 years old, 6.2" tall, and have blue eyes and dirty blond hair, broad shoulders. pretty easy on the eyes :P.. I work in fountain vally and am just finishing this semester at occ while living in laguna niguel currently.. looking to go on a date have some fun and see where it goes :) im light hearted and enjoy doing art and working on cars, drawing, paint, watching movies, going hiking ... all that jazz, im a open book! Good music, good food and enjoy good conversations. I am really hopeful there some out there for me! and maybe it is you!!im not looking to play games ..please feal free to e mail me any time!!! and I will reply asap! :) yor pic for mine!


Thank you for your time, i look foward to talking to you. :)
k-

  • Location: south orange county
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Just seeing who's out here tonight (Brea) 30yr

Just thought I see if there is someone new worth meeting on here? Preferably someone who is really down to earth,not crazy, slim/fit/athletic, fun, and has great senes of humor? I'm 30, totally down to earth,funny and super nice... into anything outdoors(bike,hikes..etc), going to the beach,music,movies, going on trips, and watching mma/soccer/hockey. I did post my pic so please be fair and respond with some pics and info about yourself too please :) thanks


  • Location: Brea
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Looking for my better half (Travel Partner) 26yr

I have been blessed with a pretty spectacular life! i travel a ton, i work on creative passionate projects and i try and live life to its full potential!
As good as things are, I am truly starting to miss someone to share all these experiences with!

I'm looking for a kindred spirit. someone adventures, curious, open minded, someone who loves to travel, explore and make something out of nothing is that you? I'd love to talk!

shall we?
I<3
  • Location: Travel Partner
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Cute white boy looking for his girl (hb) 27yr

I live in hb and hope your close to I live going out to concerts, baseball games out for drinks. I'm looking for a laid back girl no big standards that's just a waste of time put girl friend in the subject and lets meet up for some lunch this week and get to know each other:)
  • Location: hb
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

*** Wanna Go Bike riding on the Beach? (Huntington Beach) 33yr

Hi there Ladies.... I know ya read these things because they are addictive! The question is are ya gonna actually email back? Don't be scared... don't be shy... don't be lame! Just send and email!!! Sure i am LQQKING for that SPECIAL someone for myself, but I am ALSO looking for JUST FRIENDS... kinda friends.... hmmm also Friends with benefits works too! hahahaha! BAM! ;)

My name is Randy... friends call me Bam... cause i say that a lot! Just moved back from Orlando FL. I lived 7 years there, but was born & raised San Diego and OC. Wanna find some fun! So here I am! Bam! I live in Huntington Beach for now. I like it... the beach is down the street. I WANT my Bike from Orlando! I gotta fly back and get it! I have been walking at the beach wishing i had my Giant. I might just go buy a cheap beach cruiser for now! ::idontknow:: UPDATE: I BOUGHT A NEW BEACH CRUISER... LETS GO RIDE!

I just decided to get on a date sight to meet some fun people! Never done this before. Pop my cherry! ;) I have a few friends and family still out here in Cali... but i made a decision to make a coastal change and now i want to continue building clicks of friends out here in Cali. I have all sorts of friends in Orlando. Some like clubbin' ... some like fishing... some like camping... some like scuba diving... some just like to chill out and cook. (Which i like to do! Yes I am very good at it too! )

Things i enjoy are biking, beach, Big Bear ( i don't ski or board) I like to ride motorcycles (offroad) Going fishing somewhere... Travel is huge with me. I am SCUBA certified and love diving. I enjoy the warm tropical waters. I lived 3 years in St. Thomas U.S.V.I. which is when i was certified. Those were the best years of my life! LOVED IT!

I don't have many responsibilities. That's the way i like it! I am not interested in dating anyone with kids or that wants them. That just means "dating" if you are just interested in friends with me... it's cool ya have little ones! I really like kids and kids like me... but i like to return them to their parents! I am a big kid at heart! I am very honest and believe we should be! I will probably adopt later in life. Life is short and i am selfish! There ya go... i will admit it! I wanna play with my time on earth not do the kids thing ::mad2:: ! I have a niece (10) and nephew (16) i spoil the hell outta them! They are my kids without the stress! :)

The only responsibility i have is to work with the company i and managing. I will upload a pic of the crew headed to Santa Monica last weekend. I also have one from our trip to Denver , CO. for a show. hahah You will like the fro i am sportin'! I don't have a lot of pics on this laptop! I will get more 4 ya! I have a pic from last Halloween... i dressed as Dr. Shots... I had a gallon of mixed shots and just kept pouring! Got a lot of friends drunk including myself! Good times! Now don't get me wrong... I am a social drinker. I get drunk maybe 2-3 times a year. I have seen what alcohol has done to some friends and it is not my thang! Let's hit a bar .... i will have a Hefeweizen with an orange... maybe 2...3....4....5....6...hahaha J/K i stop at the 2 if i am driving! Never been big on wine... i do like a Stella Rosa sometimes... something sweet? The way i like my women ;)

Ok... let's get into that! Like i said before... i am honest. I am a no drama kinda person! I am a Taurus... go with the flow... Is what it is... kinda attitude. I DO NOT FIGHT/ARGUE with my significant other. If you/your friend is like that... you/she will be done. I say friend cause who knows we may end up friends and you hook me up with a friend of yours!

If your looking for the nice guy... that would be me. I am not an asshole... if ya like being treated like shit, look somewhere else. If ya like to fight so we can have make up sex... Look somewhere else! No reason to pick a fight... let's just fuck! Hahaha Bam! Definenly not the cheater type! If you are like that... then move on.

Anywayz... i just thought I'd see how this plays out... hopefully i will meet some people out of it! Make some new friends, maybe meet someone special.

Oh i forgot I like darts and billiards too. So lets make this easy... we can meet up somewhere for a beer and shoot some stick. See how we vibe and take it from there! or We can meet up for coffee... take a walk on the beach. Get to know each other. Then make a dinner date... or something?

Let me know whatz up! You read this thang this far... ya might as well send an email! You are already invested in making a new friend! BAM! Rj

p.s. put BAM in the subject so i know ur not some BS spammer or whatever!

Send me a few pics... so i know you are a real person~! All this spammers shat is LAME! >=( Hahaha Someone was send like pics from a porn site! saying it was them. I asked what kinda car you drive? ok... I asked her to... go stand next to your Civic an take a pic with ur cell... YEP She couldn't do it... I knew by the lame poses the pics had it wasn't real. WOW there are some weird people out there that get off pretending to be a girl! WTF! It takes all types... i won't judge them... just don't wanna be part of their game! BAM!

Soooooooo let me know if ya wanna hangout! Look forward to your Emails.

Have a good day.... =) Rj
  • Location: Huntington Beach
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Dinner, drinks, maybe a tickle fight or two ;) (Irvine, CA) 28yr

Believe it or not...even though this is CL, and it's late, I'm actually a relatively normal (sometimes even charming) guy. Just happend to be bored like I'm sure you are and figured, why not? I'm just looking for someone cute, funny (sense of humor goes a long way with me), and who enjoys a round if witty banter every now and again. And of course being ticklish gets you bonus points (I need some advantage here if the fight breaks out). ;)
  • Location: Irvine, CA
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Top Shelf buds (orange county) 28yr

If you're reading this you must be a stoner (like me). lol. We may as well help each other out. Right?

Plain & simple: I'll set u up with 2 g's of Top Shelf medical grade kush for a certain oral favor. ;) If you've never smoked Top Shelf, you owe it to yourself. This is the real deal. SUPER potent with an amazing soaring high that lasts for several hours. Ultra clean piney OG flavor. Very tasty premium quality medicine. Great for daytime or night.

Please be laid back, down to earth, fun & orally gifted. And I'm no slob. I'm a respectful personable guy in my late 20's. I take care of myself so I'm fit & very clean. And they say I'm cute.

If ure interested in this rare & discreet opportunity, hmu with a pic. Put your favorite sneaker company in the header so I can filter out all the worthless spam.

I'm free most evenings after 6:30. Can be a 1 time thing or ongoing. It's up to you. Let's get in touch. 2 chill stoners helping one another, ftw.
  • Location: orange county
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Looking for you (Fullerton) 27yr

Cute confident athletic Latino searching for a connection with a cute single Latina 
Put chemistry in the subject line so I know your real :)
  • Location: Fullerton
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

SWM needs a BBW, no childish games. (Mission Viejo) 37yr

Hello, name's Chris. I'm seeking a single lady for long term companionship/girlfriend big breasts & butt. Being honest! Someone loyal, interested in mutual respect & personal connection. I'm in south OC. 37, 5'9" muscular build. I'm into subculture, hiking, sci-fi & macabre. Love traveling to Europe, not religious or conservative. Prefer a woman who is liberal in personality. I'm direct, but not hostile. Single with no kids, I am flexible with dating a single mother. My taste in music ranges from late 70s punk to 80s new wave. Love Animation 'Heavy Metal' Futurama'. If you want to know more just ask.
I love assertive respectful women, voluptuous women. Please send a picture in response, you have seen mine.
My Yahoo chat name is chrismarshman

  • Location: Mission Viejo
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

me gustaria conocer una latina (santa ana) 35yr

amistad cenar al cine conocernos
714 siete ocho cinco 3995
  • Location: santa ana
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Cunnilingus (Sunset Beach) 50yr

I am a mature, over 50 years of age, professional, white male who would love to have cunnilingus with a lady who is under 50. I am clean cut and a non-smoker. If interested, please respond and put "Success" in the subject line. Thank You.
  • Location: Sunset Beach
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Danger zone! (Oc) 22yr

I am looking for someone who is down to hang out. Chit chat or even meet up. I am not sure exactly what I am hoping to have happen from posting this but hey it's worth a try. I would like to try and make seething of it I the right person comes along

A little about me. 22 single and white. I have a steady job and a car.

What you should be like is someone who isn't afraid to talk. You must like to text cause I don't like talking on the phone. You have to be able to be aroud smokers. If you smoke or 420 huge bonus points. You should also be out going and just like to have fun but also have a lazy side to you.

Be around my age and you must take care of yourself.

Your pic gets mine. If you don't want to send one fine the we can just chat.

Please have the subject say "redish"

Hope to hear from you
  • Location: Oc
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

CHAT AND SEE WHERE IT GOES (Oc area ) 25yr

Bored at work lets chat and see what comes up
  • Location: Oc area
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

MAKEOUT (Anaheim ) 25yr

Seeking a girl to make out with maybe a few times a week. I live inAnaheim can host some weekday nights or go to you or car. Lets chat trade pictures in sure you'll like my looks.
  • Location: Anaheim
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

cutie with a booty

First, I don't live in the area, but I'm still searching for that special lady. I figured the woman for me doesn't have to be in the same area as I am, so why not try and see what happens. I want someone who is honest, loyal, clean and sweet, I have a soft spot for sweet girls, I hate girls with bad attitudes or that think the guy should make all the moves just because he is the guy, I like a woman who can take charge also, but knows how to make her man happy at the same time. I'm about 5'10, athletic build, I'm a student and I have a year left before I graduate. I like to play sports, watch movies and music, I'm kind of a loner, I don't do the party and club scene. I can be a little dominant at times, but trust me I'm very sweet and caring I have a huge heart. I don't have any kids but I don't mind if you do and I don't care about age, but over 19 would be good. I'm also mixed race if it matters. do you wear boyshorts or short shorts? i love those


.

I don't get into race and all that, because I don't think it matters what color you are. Anyways I've said enough, if you're interested send me a message and a full pic, maybe even one of the curves lol. I won't respond to a message without a picture, because I'm not sure if it's spam or not and I don't want to get some kind of virus, so it's not me being rude or anything. Oh and I'm not gay or bi nor do I have any desire whatsoever to be with a man, so guys please don't message me asking please, thanks.

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Posted: May 21st, 2012

~*~LOOKING FOR A NORMAL WOMAN TO GET TO KNOW~*~ (___ IRVINE ___) 27yr

LOOKING FOR A DOWN TO EARTH WOMAN TO GET TO KNOW

ONCE MAYBE TWICE PER WEEK....

DEFINITELY WORTH YOUR WHILE $$$$$$

NO PICS NO REPLY!

I AM FIT AND SUCCESSFUL AND LOOKING FOR A CUTE, NO HASSLE THING!

  • Location: ___ IRVINE ___
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

LTR Virgin only plz (Oc) 22yr

I know the posting title is weird, but It is just a preference personally. Hopefully I can find a nice girl here to get to know and spend time with in a relationship. Share activities and adventures and such. Like to find someone who is into the out doors like camping, desert, hiking, or a nice country girl. :) If this sounds like you please don't hesitate to reply. And please put "country girl" in the subject to prove your a real person.
  • Location: Oc
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

LONG TERM RELATION$HIP............. (949/714) 29yr

$eeking attractive, confident, sexy woman to see atleast twice per week......
Long term....and Discrete......
Serious only.......

+++++++ Please send a pic with your response with your favorite color as the subject so i know that you are real...



  • Location: 949/714
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Are You Homeless or About To Be ?

Maybe I can help or maybe "WE" can
Help each other.

No Loss By Talking


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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Single male looking for a female (orange county) 39yr

Hello there
single hispanic male looking for a female any race its ok by me, looking for NSA fun or a long term relationship, I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A HOOKUP SITE, SO IF YOU WANNA SEND ME ANY ADDRESS ON HOOKUP SITE PLEASE DO NOT BOTHER!!! i am just looking for 1 female who is friendly and nice, age and race are not important to me, willing to help and take care as best as possible, want a relationship, kids or no kids its all good, i am down to earth guy, and very upfront about everything, i do not want to waste your time nor i want you to waste my time, looks are NOT IMPORTANT TO ME, PETITE LADIES ARE ALL WELCOME, just need a good friend to share laugh, and good dinner, and little romance, i am financially secure as well, do not need to depend on anybody, so i hope to get lucky this time, please send me a picture of yourself, no picture no REPLY, i just want real person, no fakes or people who do not reply back. please giev me a chance, and have a wonderful day.

thanks
  • Location: orange county
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

why in the fuck.... (my house) 29yr

So, Guess what, I am single now, did i want this to happen, no. Well sometimes I did and sometimes i didnt, I want to get over this and just spend time with a girl who doesnt mind hearing my drama and can help me get over it, who knows maybe we will be attracted to each other and play ball. I would just like to get out and get a drink or catch a movie or hit the beach or whatever you want.
Yes im good looking and tall and blah blah blah, thats not the point, the point is to just have fun with you and enjoy life a little.

please no scary looking people or crazies:)
  • Location: my house
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Seeking serious relationship (L.A) 36yr

Hello ladies,I may be moving to Orange county area this summer and I want to meet someone serious for something serious.I am tall(6.6) in great shape,single,no kids,ex wifes or drama.I have nice education and I am very open minded.I am European and looking for a nice lady that is intelligent,romantic and open minded.Tell me more about you,send some pics and let's talk more.

  • Location: L.A
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Memorial Day Weekend Plans? (Any place fun) 42yr

The weekend just ended, and I am already looking forward to the next one!

It's memorial day weekend...the unofficial beginning of summer!

I am interested in meeting a fun gal and make this a memorable weekend ahead!

I am a single dad with a kid free weekend and would love nothing more than to meet a new friend.

Interested? HMU....

  • Location: Any place fun
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

HOPE TO ATTRACT A SEXY & ADVENTUROUS PLAYMATE TO ENJOY LIFE WITH 33yr

I'm a young and successful entrepreneur who works in the Music, Film & TV industry. I travel most of my time and tend to not have a lot of time to meet women. SO, here I am, trying to see if this will work. I know its a shot in the dark however I'm in a good place in my life and have met some amazing people lately in the most random places. I figured this would definitely factor into that ~ giving me some faith I can attract a sexy and adventurous playmate to enjoy some good fun times with.

Lets go to nice dinners, events, travel to exotic places and just have fun together. Not looking for someone who is complicated or anything like that. I'm drama-free and hope you are too. This would be ideal for someone who is new to SoCal or just moved into town. I would love to show you OC, LA, SD, LV like no other. Very connected and definitely dialed when it comes to certain events and hot spots.... also just love to be active outdoors. Love the beach and spending time enjoying the Socal weather (that is when its not cloudy or raining). If we hit off, I would be down to take you to travel with me......

If you would like to know more about me: Tall, Dark Hair, Handsome (so I've been told ; ), Fit, Down to Earth, Humble, Sensual, Passionate, and very very good with my hands. I tend to be attracted to women who know hot to take care of their mind and bodies. Weather your petite, slim, fit or curvy in the right places... if you have a great sexy attitude and love to have fun... I'm sure we will totally hit it off.

Would you like to know more? Feel free to ask.....

BTW, YES... My pic is real... and I can send you more to prove it.

PLZ put (Sexy Playmate) in the subject header so I know that you actually read my ad and that you are not some spammer.
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Tall, Dark, Handsome, Successful iso Sweet Petite Model Type to Spoil (OC) 37yr

I am a 36 year old (but look 27) businessman and I don't have time for the dating scene or the games involved to find a precious princess. I'm tall, dark hair, brown eyes, very down to earth, adorable, healthy, passionate, sensual and well endowed ; )
I'm very single w no kids baggage drama games or problems and consider myself young at heart person that loves to live life. I enjoy being active outdoors, days at the beach, surfing, boating, yoga, mountains, snowboarding, hiking and wake boarding along with working out 3-5 days a week. I def like to dress up and enjoy all that life has to offer. I'm always up for concerts, shows, comedy clubs, fine dining, and of course taking my girl shopping for sexy clothes or on exotic getaway.

I am interested in finding a woman who is beautiful on the inside as well as the outside. Someone classy, adventurous, humble, intelligent, sensual who loves to have fun in and out of the bedrooom. This is perfect for the student that wants to concentrate on her education during the week and spend her free time and weekends with me having fun instead of working multiple part time jobs like most starving student with no social life do or even the home body type that would rather stay home and take care of the home front and sleep in and work on her tan then work a thankless job. This is also great for the girl who does not get out much and wants to enjoy the best of the city and see far away places on exotic getaways or the lady who loves to be treated like a princess and just be pampered from head to toe.

So the bottom line is if you are tired of all the boys your age and you are into attracted to and prefer a cooler man like me who will love adore cherish pamper spoil and support you. I may be the man for you

Please email me your picture and information with your first email please. I am busy and work hard and not into endless back and forth emails. Thank you.......

PLEASE PUT SWEETHEART IN THE SUBJECT LINE. THANK YOU.
  • Location: OC
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

If your bored tonight... (Placentia) 25yr

Looking for a young women (23 to 30) to have some fun tonight. If your down I'm down. Write to me with a clean pic (nothing X-rated) and some info about yourself and let make this happen. Hope to hear from you soon.
  • Location: Placentia
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Good guy for a cute bbw (orange county) 26yr

I dont want drama. I just want a regular girl to hang out with and what not.

I consider myself to be an educated guy and a pretty good catch.



I don't really have any baggage, which is good.



I am white, 5'10, work out, nice, and have some things going for me.
  • Location: orange county
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Posted: May 21st, 2012

Looking for an older woman (South OC) 35yr

I am a divorced white male and interested in getting back out and dating again. Interested in meeting older women, I have always been attracted to older women and especially like women with darker colored hair. Maybe that's strange, but its what I like.

Myself, I am a hard working professional guy, have one boy who I share custody with, and have my own house. I do tend to work a lot and don't have too much free time, so I either tend to stay busy in my time off doing things around the house, or I just relax and unwind. Like to have a drink, watch tv, work on my vehicles or house, etc. Also enjoy the outdoors, biking, beach, mountains, etc.

Interested? Lets chat and see where this goes.
  • Location: South OC
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Posted: May 17th, 2012